Emergency Sale! This House is Great, Clint is Just... Done. We present a rare opportunity to own a stunning, high-quality 3-bedroom, 2 1/2-bath Satterwhite Log Home on 3.2 manicured acres near Vernon Lake. Satterwhite is famous for quality, but this house is for sale for one simple reason...Clint. Clint and his family moved here from Las Vegas, believing that since they survived the dry desert, they could handle the humid Bayou State. They were wrong. Clint discovered that while the home is an absolute masterpiece of rustic charm, Louisiana is hotter than his wuss self can handle. He has packed his bags. He is done. He is going back to Vegas, where at least he can blame the heat on the sun, not the air itself. This home is magnificent! The interior is a perfect combination of natural wood: tongue-and-groove walls, vaulted ceilings, and rich wood flooring. The spacious living room has a beautiful stone fireplace, perfect for those two days a year it's actually cold. The house is impeccably maintained, probably because Clint was too busy whining to cause any wear and tear. The kitchen and dining areas are charming and ready for you to enjoy. Clint didn’t make it to Gumbo season. The exterior is gorgeous, offering inlet access to Vernon Lake for swimming, boating, and for Clint, probably just submerging his entire body in desperation. You've got your standard 2-car carport, plus an enormous covered structure—a gargantuan area that can shelter 5+ extra vehicles, a fleet of boats, or serve as a massive, shaded "Time Out" corner for anyone who dares utter the word "sauna." Don't miss your chance to snag this genuinely spectacular home. It's a testament to quality craftsmanship and proof that a beautiful log cabin is perfect to call home in Louisiana! Come buy this house and prove you can handle the climate that defeated Clint, the brave soul who survived Las Vegas. Book your showing today!
