Step inside 5409 Winthrop Drive. Look pal, this home is more inviting than grandma after she overheard you hadn't eaten yet and its cleaner than Mother Theresa's arrest record. You really aren't gonna find a home more ready to roll than this one. It's got the updates, the partially finished walkout basement, the fenced in yard, the...Nevermind. I mean you literally just saw all the pictures right? There's almost no chance you just came to the comments here first before even looking at it so why am I even describing the joint to you? It's like you literally just saw the whole place in high quality pictures and now I'm supposed to type some stuff thats gonna make you wanna go see it better than the pictures would? Maybe if I put, "HONEY STOP THE CAR!" or something that'll help idk. You're probably not even reading this anyway. I mean sure, SOME agents might read it if they're really bored but do YOU as the buyer? I doubt it. Unless you ain't got much goin on at the moment. Idk. So, what else you got going on? Not much here either. Thanks for asking though. How bout this weather right? Anyway, if you've read this far... Go see this house. It's just as nice as it looks in the pictures really.
