“Lake-View(ish) Luxury Without Lake-View Prices” Welcome to 5706 Apollo, where Lake Erie is so close you can smell the fresh breeze… but far enough away that your insurance agent still sleeps at night. Just 11 houses from the lake, this Cape Cod knows exactly who it is: confident, charming, and not here to pretend it’s waterfront—just water-adjacent royalty. Step inside and you’ll immediately notice the newer floors doing their absolute best “model home” impression, paired with very tasty cosmetic updates (yes, tasty—no crumbs included). Fresh paint? ?? Updated kitchen counters? Check! Backsplash? Checl! Partially finished basement ready for Bills Sundays. Check!! Or Peloton guilt storage. Check!!! Or that home gym you’ll definitely use? Check, Check Check!!!! Out back, enjoy your rear 3-season enclosed porch, the perfect spot for morning coffee, evening cocktails, or staring proudly at your fully fenced backyard… well, mostly fenced—because nothing says authenticity like a fence with a little personality. Upstairs you’ll find two bedrooms, including one that flexes hard with a built-in half bath, saving you those late-night stair adventures. It’s convenience and cardio avoidance in one tidy package. Outside? A beautiful concrete driveway that screams “low maintenance” and a detached garage with enough extra space for bikes, tools, holiday décor, and at least three things you swear you’ll sell on Facebook Marketplace. Cape Cod charm Lake Erie vibes without lakefront drama Elbow room, storage, updates, and laughs included Showings begin immediately—because homes this close to the lake (emotionally and geographically) don’t wait around. Bring your sense of humor. The house already has one.
