Therapy Session or MLS listing description they both work! Therapist: What brings you in today? Ginger Snap: I’ve been abandoned. No parking. Just a ditch where love should be. My porch is barely hanging on. People take one look and run. I’m tired. Therapist: Anything working in your favor? Ginger Snap: My tin roof maybe doesn’t leak. I’ve got four walls, half an acre of land, and so much potential buried under years of neglect and questionable flooring. Therapist: What kind of buyer are you looking for? Ginger Snap: Someone with boots. Someone who sees beyond the chaos. Someone who says, “Yeah, I can fix it, ” and means it. Therapist: Final thoughts? Ginger Snap: I’m not move-in ready. I’m “start-from-scratch-and-cry-a-little” ready. But I’m still here. And I’m trying. Sold as-is. Hope required. Structural stability pending in our dreams.
